Archived on 2021.06.13
Breaking News for April Fools!
満を持してついに発刊！ 4月1日号の週刊針鼠では最新のスクープをお届けします‼️㊙️🦔
— ソニック委員会 (@sonic20th) April 1, 2021
今週号は、驚きのスキャンダルや気になる出来事の真相が満載！
ぜひお買い求めください✨🤯#エイプリルフール #ソニック pic.twitter.com/T6bfiHlLJL
🔵”The latest scoop of Weekly Hedgehog is finally out on April 1st!
— ●SonicJPNews● (@SonicJPNews) April 1, 2021
It’s full of scandals and revealed truths you didn’t know!
Go get one now!
April Fools” https://t.co/c5eFEZcduk
- Since when we’re the animals allies of Eggman? Flicky’s shocking confession! “I’m actually hired by Eggman”
— ●SonicJPNews● (@SonicJPNews) April 1, 2021
- Tails speaks out in tears: “They use me a s a fan during summer”
- Knuckles tells you his special Chinese chive dumplings recipe
Ugh, typos...
— ●SonicJPNews● (@SonicJPNews) April 1, 2021
we’re —> were
a s a —> as a
- Chaotix Detective Agency: New request: Eggman’s journey to find a wife
— ●SonicJPNews● (@SonicJPNews) April 1, 2021
- Big the Cat: Even Froggy falls for it? Tips and tricks for bait-less fishing
- It’s not Station Square? Ranking for zones to live in the future: Tips for moving to Green Hill / Casino Night popular among…
…younger generation
— ●SonicJPNews● (@SonicJPNews) April 1, 2021
- How wealthy? Jewelry Appraisers’ no-appointment visit to Miss Rouge!
- Shocking scoop to Sonic: He takes 3h for washing his face?! Time for mental preparation: 2.9h, actual washing time: 0.01 seconds!
----------------------------------------------------------- Shadow: suspicious of using Chaos Control for teleportation during Chao Race
— ●SonicJPNews● (@SonicJPNews) April 1, 2021
- Delays and enrages: traffic jam of Radical Highway continues “No way a normal car can pass this loop”
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