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2017/11/02

#EGGMANCHANNEL?! Sonic Channel takeover by Dr. Eggman!

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Sonic Channel has been taken over by Eggman! Listen to his invitation to Eggman Empire! http://sonic.sega.jp/SonicChannel/topics/information/20171102_001478/ 

Read the translation of his message posted on ‘Eggman Channel’!

Eggman Empire: Call for members 

Ho-ho-ho! To innocent people of the whole world. I am Dr. Eggman. A man who becomes the king of the new generation!

I have taken over this ‘Sonic Channel’ or whatsoever with an annoying name! From now on, I will be using this as ‘Eggman Channel’ to make it meaningful. You can thank me!

So, first off…

It seems like those jealous Resistance is spreading lies about me. So today, I would like to use this chance to clear up your misunderstanding towards ‘Eggman Empire’ that is waiting to be founded.

First off, take a good look at this video which I made with all my heart!

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How do you like it?

There is nothing to worry about! You shouldn’t believe in those jokes that mere Resistance is telling you! If you get absorbed … erm, join the Eggman Empire, a joyful life free of any pain or worry awaits you! Let us create a whole new world in this empire of mine full of future!

If you are the one with good will and want to join Eggman Empire, press this button. I will award you a token of compatriot!

<Join Eggman Empire!>

I don’t need those who only have a brain like an echidna and don’t understand me who very generously explained you everything! You can just become a Resistance or anything. My Eggman Army will take a good care of you afterwards, so be trembling while you wait for it. 

<Join Resistance Army!>

That is all for the message from Dr. Eggman, a fair and generous king of the new generation! I am expecting your wise decision! Ho-ho-ho! 


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That’s it! Will you join the Eggman Empire? Or rather the Resistance? Go to the website and chose a button to get your reward! 

Will Resistance be able to take back the Sonic Channel? Let’s support them! 

 SONIC FORCES COMES OUT ON NOVEMBER 7th*! PRE-ORDER IT NOW! 
*In USA and Europe. Releasing 11/8 in China, 11/9 in Japan

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