Weekly Hedgehog, Sonic Team's April Fools 2021

News from 2021.04.01
Archived on 2021.06.13

Breaking News for April Fools!

*This is a parody of the Japanese news magazine Shūkan Bunshun.

満を持してついに発刊！　4月1日号の週刊針鼠では最新のスクープをお届けします‼️㊙️🦔
今週号は、驚きのスキャンダルや気になる出来事の真相が満載！
ぜひお買い求めください✨🤯#エイプリルフール　#ソニック pic.twitter.com/T6bfiHlLJL

— ソニック委員会 (@sonic20th) April 1, 2021

🔵”The latest scoop of Weekly Hedgehog is finally out on April 1st!
It’s full of scandals and revealed truths you didn’t know!
Go get one now!

April Fools” https://t.co/c5eFEZcduk

— ●SonicJPNews● (@SonicJPNews) April 1, 2021

- Since when we’re the animals allies of Eggman? Flicky’s shocking confession! “I’m actually hired by Eggman”
- Tails speaks out in tears: “They use me a s a fan during summer”
- Knuckles tells you his special Chinese chive dumplings recipe

— ●SonicJPNews● (@SonicJPNews) April 1, 2021

Ugh, typos...

we’re —> were

a s a —> as a

— ●SonicJPNews● (@SonicJPNews) April 1, 2021

- Chaotix Detective Agency: New request: Eggman’s journey to find a wife
- Big the Cat: Even Froggy falls for it? Tips and tricks for bait-less fishing
- It’s not Station Square? Ranking for zones to live in the future: Tips for moving to Green Hill / Casino Night popular among…

— ●SonicJPNews● (@SonicJPNews) April 1, 2021

…younger generation
- How wealthy? Jewelry Appraisers’ no-appointment visit to Miss Rouge!
- Shocking scoop to Sonic: He takes 3h for washing his face?! Time for mental preparation: 2.9h, actual washing time: 0.01 seconds!

— ●SonicJPNews● (@SonicJPNews) April 1, 2021

- Shadow: suspicious of using Chaos Control for teleportation during Chao Race
- Delays and enrages: traffic jam of Radical Highway continues “No way a normal car can pass this loop”

— ●SonicJPNews● (@SonicJPNews) April 1, 2021

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